Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Dream State Escalate: 40

Hollyweird invaded my dreams again last night..

Last night I had a dream that my BFF Charlie Day (from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia) set me up on a date with Jason Segel (How I Met Your Mother/Forgetting Sarah Marshall/5 Year Engagement)... this date was a disaster of epic proportions. Jason kept speaking in the third person and calling himself "Prima" because he thought it meant "Prime" or the best... I told him it meant "female cousin" arguments ensued an I finally told him to "google translate it then bitch" (giggles, I'm an asshole apparently)... which he did, then got really silent, and said... I guess I need a new catch phrase.

Umm yeah.

So after the disaster date, I went to Charlie's house to complain and I found my long lost glasses, they were on his coffee table all along.

(now if I could only find them in real life).