Thursday, March 21, 2013

Dream State Escalate: 30


So... dreams... weird little creatures they are....

Last night I had a dream that I was in a clothing store, wearing a white v neck and jeans... when I randomly bumped into none other than "What Not To Wear" star Clinton Kelly. He told me that my outfit was all wrong and that I needed to change my clothes immediately.... he even picked out new clothes in the store for me to purchase so that I was no longer visually offensive.... Mr. Kelly also pointed out that I had lipstick on my teeth and needed to pull myself together. Uh, thanks Clinton.

Then later I went to a water park where before we were allowed to enter the facility we all had to sit and watch a training video on how to behave properly in an amusement park. The video was so long that I woke up before I got to go on any slides.